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Two definitions January 25, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kelli Landes @ 9:03 am

Nursing:

Definition 1:  verb.  “Today, Joe is nursing a hangover after going out drinking until midnight last night.”

Definition 2:  adj. “Today, Kelli and Darwin are going to a nursing home to visit old ladies who can’t make it to church any more.”

If I can’t be drunk, I can at least be morally superior.

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One Response to “Two definitions”

  1. sarah Says:

    heh. moral superiority isn’t as tasty as, like, a newcastle, but it’s probably better tasting than a miller lite in a can.


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