Nursing:
Definition 1: verb. “Today, Joe is nursing a hangover after going out drinking until midnight last night.”
Definition 2: adj. “Today, Kelli and Darwin are going to a nursing home to visit old ladies who can’t make it to church any more.”
If I can’t be drunk, I can at least be morally superior.
Gestation/Renovation 
heh. moral superiority isn’t as tasty as, like, a newcastle, but it’s probably better tasting than a miller lite in a can.